Ok, very funny. 

I get it. The temptation to press a self-destruct button is real. Overwhelming, even. Frankly, I'm starting to question my decision to have one, but I didn't yell over my buddy's shoulder (he built this website as a favor after I helped him dig a really deep hole in his backyard, not sure why) for six hours about how badass it would be just to back out now.  

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That said, just BECAUSE it exists doesn't mean you SHOULD press it. So c'mon, quit fooling around. 

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